I was in love with a beautiful blond once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.

W.C. Fields
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  1. I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

  2. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

  3. I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

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